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Yo I be lupita n' I live fo' tha moments when 5 idiots known as one erection bust a nut on eachother
Also another crew whoz ass loves chocolate gin

frickin-plot-twist:

*violently refreshes your blog until you answer my anon message* 

zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

cokeflow:

Should I wear all black or all black today

ace:

No one could ever hate me half as much as I don’t care

kansass:

lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

absolutest:

I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.

cokeflow:

Maybe I am maybelline 

shutupaubrey:

don’t buy me flowers what am i supposed to do with flowers instead buy me like half a pound of salami 

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving