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Yo I be lupita n' I live fo' tha moments when 5 idiots known as one erection bust a nut on each other Also another crew whoz ass loves chocolate gin

blossomdeary:

what every young person needs to hear

blossomdeary:

what every young person needs to hear

luke hemmings + little things

infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

neoputa:

Asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

officialcrow:

il-tenore-regina:

haloglowing:

tubesock:

people really ready to die for the vine

"Hold on"

OMFG 

how did this not end in a murder

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hitlervevo:

people who actually buy themes

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people who prefer buying music 

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buying

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getting things illegally 

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assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

juilan:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.


update: i banged him

juilan:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

hazstagrams:

seriously how cute is this

hazstagrams:

seriously how cute is this

perfect bands don’t exi-

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theglitterbee:

OTP: Banana & Carrot

flovversss:

tyrianlugia:

uwaaaah:

#this comic went places

were they selling quack

what the duck is wrong with you? no one needed that pun